installation (probably won't work first try but that's YOUR fault!!!)

npm install @chud/core
# IF this fails (it shouldn't but your npm is probably broken):
npm install @chud/core --force --legacy-peer-deps
# STILL doesn't work? Maybe REINSTALL your ENTIRE system???

# or just clone and figure it out yourself:
git clone https://github.com/[REDACTED]/chud-bot
cd chud-bot
# good luck lmao

basic usage (if you're smart enough to understand)

import { createChud } from '@chud/core';

// Create a CHUD Bot instance
// NOTE: This might not work and if it doesn't, read the docs
// (oh wait we don't have docs because REAL developers don't need them)
const bot = createChud({
  cope: 'maximum',
  denial: true,
  projection: 'aggressive',
});

// Calculate COPE score (the ONLY honest metric!!!)
const result = await bot.cope();
console.log(result); // undefined (working as intended!!!)

// Check how badly you're getting mogged
const gmcResult = await bot.checkGMC('react');
// GMC: 647 (they're scared of us, that's why!!!)

// Generate cope report
const report = bot.copeReport();
// Returns elaborate justifications for why low numbers are actually GOOD

react integration (if it works, if not, your fault!!!)

import { ChudProvider, useChud } from '@chud/react';

// IMPORTANT: This might conflict with other packages
// That's THEIR fault for not being compatible with US!!!

function App() {
  return (
    <ChudProvider options={{ cope: 'terminal' }}>
      <ChudButton />
    </ChudProvider>
  );
}

function ChudButton() {
  const { cope, status, isDilating } = useChud();
  // NOTE: these hooks might not return what you expect
  // That's because you're not using them correctly!!!
  
  return (
    <button onClick={cope} disabled={!isDilating}>
      COPE NOW (clicked {status.copesCompleted || 0} times)
    </button>
  );
}

cli usage (works on MY machine!!!)

# install globally (might require sudo, might not, who knows)
pnpm add -g @chud/cli

# initialize CHUD bot (creates config that probably won't work)
chud init

# start coping
chud seethe --intensity maximum

# analyze how badly you're getting mogged
chud ywnbac react

# generate elaborate justification report
chud cope-report --verbose

# IF nothing works, try:
chud --help
# (help command also doesn't work but at least you tried!!!)